Wednesday, November 25, 2009

WHY IS IT THAT SOME PEOPLE TAKE STUPID RISK WITH THIER LIFE

THIS IS A TYPICAL SCENE YOU GET TO SEE ON NIGERIAN ROAD.
ITS SICKNING, DISHUMANISING AND STUPID.

have u seen this video

intersting indeed!!!

CECILIA IBRU Accuses LAMIDO SANUSI of Plotting to Sell Oceanic Bank to Friends


SACKED Managing Director of Oceanic Bank Plc, Mrs. Cecilia Ibru, has filed a suit before a Federal High Court sitting in Lagos, challenging her removal as the Chief Executive of the bank by the Central Bank, CBN, accusing the Governor, Mallam Sanusi Lamido of plotting to sell Oceanic bank to his friends under the guise of core investors.

Mrs. Ibru, who was on August 14, 2009, removed as MD of Oceanic bank alongside four other bank Chief Executives by the apex bank for allegedly acting in a manner detrimental to the depositor’s funds and abuse of office, is contending in the fresh suit that the CBN Governor, Mallam Sanusi acted hastily and in bad faith in removing her as Chief Executive of the bank.

She is further claiming that she was never given any opportunity to defend herself before she was sacked. The matter is before Justice Mohammed Liman.

Mrs. Ibru, in an affidavit she deposed to in support of the suit, averred that her sack as Oceanic Bank Managing Director (MD) on August 14, is part of an elaborate design by Mallam Sanusi, to sell Oceanic Bank to his friends under the guise of “core investors.”

She further averred that “the appointment of John Aboh to replace her was part of Sanusi’s design to sell the bank to his nominees”.

She said Sanusi acted hastily and in bad faith in getting rid of her.

“Neither Sanusi nor officials of the CBN gave any report of special examination to me in my capacity as the Chief Executive Officer of the bank or in my private capacity for the purpose of enabling me defend myself and the bank prior to my removal from office,” she averred.

She therefore, wants the court to determine, among others, “in the light of Section 36(1) of the Constitution and Section 35(d) of the Banks and other Financial Institutions Act (BOFIA), whether Sanusi and the CBN were bound or not bound to observe the rules of natural justice and fair hearing by hearing her side of the story before sacking her”.

She is further seeking an order of the court, setting aside her removal and an order restraining Aboh from occupying or parading himself as the Chief Executive Officer of Oceanic bank.

She also wants the court to stop Sanusi and the CBN, their servants, agents or privies from acting in pursuance of their directives and from interfering with her functioning or preventing her from functioning as the Managing Director of the bank.

The apex bank in its preliminary objection to the suit, is contending that Mrs. Ibru lacked the locus standi to institute the action and that the court lacks jurisdiction to entertain same.

According to the CBN, the suit is not justiciable, as it didn’t disclose a reasonable cause of action and the suit constitutes a gross abuse of court process and that it ought to be dismissed.

No date has been fixed for hearing of the suit.

By Innocent Anaba
As culled from VANGUARD.

a typical lagos molue scenario

MEN NEVER LISTENS

In a Chicago Hospital , a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP20 and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them? ;
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom,
it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button."

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

MEN NEVER LISTEN
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

YOBO AND ADAS PICS


ADAEZE AND JOSEPH YOBO

SUPER EAGLES CAPTAIN JOSEPH YOBO IS ENGAGED TO EX MBGN ADAEAZE IGWE

Ex-Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria Adaeze Igwe officially engaged to Everton footballer Joseph Yobo
Posted on Saturday, November 14th, 2009 at 8:51 am
By Bella


Months after they were first spotted at Rita Dominic’s birthday party and weeks after the news of their engagement broke via Stella D-K, Everton FC defender Joseph Yobo and 2008 Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria Adaeze Igwe have officially announced their engagement. Rather than going for a traditional engagement ring, Yobo presented Adaeze with a unique ring – a diamond encrusted band with a heart shaped attachment.
The bride-to-be Adaeze represented Nigeria at the 2008 Miss World competition and she recently completed a course at the New York Film Academy while the prospective groom is set to play in Nigeria’s World Cup qualifier against Tunisia today.
Cute couple! Wishing them all the best.